I open facebook and see that Yorkie is also awake and, already, updating her status:
Yorkie: 'Wake up Dubai! Who wants to go for breakfast?’
Yorkie loves breakfast.
I know that myself and Miss Y are the only girls from our squad not heading off into the desert to partake in some crazy marathon, so I know this status is directed at us.
I retreat under the covers and turn myself into a 'human burrito' to try to block the sun from my eyes. My head is sore from too many Malbec’s at Play the night before - and Mr Sunshine, is not helping.
It doesn't work.
I stick my arm out of the 'burrito' and feebly feel around for my Virgin Atlantic eye mask. It proves to be a fruitless mission.
The struggle is real.
My phone beeps. It’s Yorkie. 'Wake up! Wake up! And come for breakfast'
I rationalise that more sleep is not going to happen and that - well - a girls gotta eat!
It’s not long before, I'm picked up, and we are on our way to Bystro. I’ve heard great things about this place so I'm excited to check it out.
Me: Can you take my picture and get the Bystro sign in??? #epicfail |
We arrive. It's already busy.
The venue is delightful. Open plan, lots of natural light, and a back wall that doubles as a black board.
The restaurant is set back from Sheikh Zayed Road in Jumeirah. Not a location that will benefit from much footfall - so the fact that the place is already busy - and with the majority of empty tables reserved - speaks volumes.
Luckily we find a table. We sit down and wait for the rest of our squad to arrive.
The waiter descends and delivers the menus. Before I even manage to glance at the menu Yorkie has already ordered a detox ginger and lemon tea.
Dang. She wastes no time.
I decide to take my time and forgo my usual black Americano for something a little more adventurous. There is certainly a great choice – smoothies, fresh juices, infused water and fresh coffee. I am intrigued by the infusions and decide to go for the rosemary and watermelon water. For such an inventive menu … and a menu in Dubai... the prices are surprisingly reasonable.
My pimped out water |
The rosemary and watermelon infused water is lovely. Very fresh and they haven't added sugar like most places do.
I go for a wander to inspect the place...
Lemon Ginger Detox Tea |
I go for a wander to inspect the place...
Can I have a bit of everything...? |
lol |
Beware they have a strict 'No Alien Cowboy' entrance policy at the bathroom. ...so do they pee outside? |
I return to the table. Yorkie informs me that Miss Y and Mr M are still 20 mins away - and, also, that this news, does not sit well with her stomach. I can see her mentally wrestling over whether to order something in the mean time. I ponder whether the kids on the table next would miss a slice of their french toast...
Instead I suggest maybe she orders the beetroot humus (I love beetroot humus)
She agrees.
Our Beetroot Hummus & Pita starter |
10 points for presentation ... and for taste .... also 10! The hummus is so fresh, and tastes amazing. The pita is nicely toasted and the oil and balsamic vinegar are a nice addition. We dig in. It's a divine, massive portion.
Miss Y and Mr M arrive. We air kiss. Then get down to serious business with the menu - it's quite extensive.
I decide on potato wedges with braised lamb shank, fried leaks and a cheesy sauce. As does Mr M.
Miss Y goes for the roast beef and Yorkie goes for the turkey sandwich.
We Eat
Beetroot Hummus with Flat Bread
Home Roast Turkey Club, Guacamole, Tomato Chilli Jam, Tomato, Lettuce, Alpha Sprouts on Granary Bread
Bystro “Poutine” Skin on Potato Wedges with Slow Braised Beef Shank, Cheesy Sauce & Crispy Leaks
Saturday Roast with all the trimmings
We Drink
Iced Cold Filter Coffee
Ginger Detox Tea
Iced Cold Brew Americano
Iced Cold Brew Americano
There is beef under there somewhere |
Perfect ratio of filling to toast |
Yorkies' turkey sandwich is the star of the table. 1 part bread, 3 parts filling. The salad garnish was fresh and tasty and the chips come with a spicy powder which gives them a cajun kick – I know this because I stole 6 of them! #evilcackle
Cheesy and Meaty |
The lamb shank is very tasty. The cheesy sauce really compliments the rich sauce. However, the wedges were rather mushy after being smothered in the gravy, and the dish could have done with more crispy leaks.
Miss Y's roast is super fresh, but as a card carrying Brit, I can report that it's not hitting 'Sunday Roast' territory. Also, who wants a roast without a glass of wine or cold beer?
I felt like I ordered wrong and had major food envy watching other peoples dishes go by. Bystro is definitely a breakfast/ brunch place as their star dishes seem to be the inventive, as well as traditional, egg dishes. I can't eat poached eggs so it's all wasted on me – However, the parade of food that went past our table looked amazing.
Crowd favourites seemed to be:
Smashed Avocado, Feta, Shredded Mint & Poached Egg
French Toast with Banoffee Sauce & Caramelised Walnuts
Smoked Beef Benedict
The selection of drinks is huge and the presentation? - well you can see the pictures. The service is faultless and every staff member is polite, articulate and seemed genuinely happy to help us. There is 'limitless free wifi, and gluten free versions of selected dishes are on offer.
I loved Bystro. It's a fun, family friendly place with a great vibe. I'm already looking forward to coming back and sampling their other dishes. So, who wants to go with me?
EHH
xxx
Bystro
Al Manara, Dubai
Web: www.bystrodubai.com
Facebook: BystroDubai
Twitter: @BystroDubai
Instagram: @BystroDubai
Opening times:
Sunday 8am - 5pm
Monday - Thursday 8am - 10pm
Friday - Saturday 8:30am - 10pm
I felt like I ordered wrong and had major food envy watching other peoples dishes go by. Bystro is definitely a breakfast/ brunch place as their star dishes seem to be the inventive, as well as traditional, egg dishes. I can't eat poached eggs so it's all wasted on me – However, the parade of food that went past our table looked amazing.
Crowd favourites seemed to be:
Smashed Avocado, Feta, Shredded Mint & Poached Egg
French Toast with Banoffee Sauce & Caramelised Walnuts
Smoked Beef Benedict
The selection of drinks is huge and the presentation? - well you can see the pictures. The service is faultless and every staff member is polite, articulate and seemed genuinely happy to help us. There is 'limitless free wifi, and gluten free versions of selected dishes are on offer.
I loved Bystro. It's a fun, family friendly place with a great vibe. I'm already looking forward to coming back and sampling their other dishes. So, who wants to go with me?
EHH
xxx
Bystro
Al Manara, Dubai
Web: www.bystrodubai.com
Facebook: BystroDubai
Twitter: @BystroDubai
Instagram: @BystroDubai
Opening times:
Sunday 8am - 5pm
Monday - Thursday 8am - 10pm
Friday - Saturday 8:30am - 10pm